Thanks to all you Jivers who sent in captions. There were dozens of clever, funny, and witty suggestions. This sure is a creative bunch! Lots of references to flux capacitors, space ships, and duct tape. In the end though, the girls up on 3rd Floor Marketing Dept. voted for these three:

“There! That smell’s fixed!”
“I can fix it!”, said Mr. Smith. Mrs. Smith has given up hope for her cassette player and radar range.”
Where’s one of those pinchy things I use as a roach clip?
Winners will be notified soon by email and receive a Bag-O-Jive Swag plus 3 picks from Klappy’s CD Klub.