~laz

Two winners share the Grand Prize:

“I’m a Space Cowboy, bet you weren’t ready for that.”

“Slim Pickens flies again!”

Our D.U.M.B. guy (Director of Useful Mgmnt & Budget), Johnny ‘Chewy‘ Hochalugie, alerted us that “the tie necessitates the splitting of the 8 Dollar Bill & 3 JiveRadio Ball Point Pens.” Splitting an 8 Dollar Bill into two fours is easy, but the pens? Well, ‘Chewy’ came up with a simple answer-

Prizes are going out soon. One lucky winner will receive the top half that has the soft little dealy for punching your phone, the less-lucky winner will get the business-end of the pen and most of the ink.

Thanks to all that voted and to all the LOSERS who tried to crack us up.

Caption entry window is CLOSED. Our Band of Squirrels will be posting ballot very soon.

“Those are dog miles sir, no need to worry, it’s a very reliable car…”

September contest winner Barry Smith of Gardnerville holds his 6 Ball Point Pens and 6 Dollar Bill.

Send your most inventive caption to: laz@jiveradio.org

Win a 6 dollar bill & 2 ball point pens!